Well a Scotsman clad in kilt
left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk
more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his
feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring
ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass
to sleep beside the street
About that time two young
and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in
her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if
it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de
oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the
kilt
They crept up on that
sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they
could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish
skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring
ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had
graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment,
then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we
move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around
the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I
de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and
show
Now the Scotsman woke to
nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and
gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his
eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring
ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O
lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first
prize
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I don't know that one tho! [HEART]
I will try to think of one, whilst fishing [LOL][LOL] I'll be back. . . .
[THUMBUP] Chris [HEART][HEART][HEART][KISS][KISS][KISS]
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