*The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz*

July 1, 2006 / by MentalHealthRN

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...and off they whirled to the land of OZ.


 


 
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.


                     


" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
 
   
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
 "I've come for some courage."






 
" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
 
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."


 

Z   `

 

 "Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"


 

 
 
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
 
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
 
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally booms,

 "Well, what do you want?"


 


 
("IS DOROTHY HERE?")


And thanks for dropping that house on that wicked witch!

 







 

30 comments on *The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz*

  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    HEY, I WAS there , I HAD to do it.[LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][BLUSH]
  • bedrock said 2 years ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL](I, didn't 'see', that coming lol ) [LOL][LOL][LOL]

    [THUMBUP] Chris [HEART][KISS][KISS][KISS]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    Chris... thanks to redwolf I have added one last photo.[BLUSH]
  • bedrock said 2 years ago
    [LOL] I like it !!!! [LOL]

    [THUMBUP] Chris ( I'm going away, for a 'few' minutes, I'm going to have a 'cry', on my own [have a look at the 'scores' on my post! [SAD] ] )

    [THUMBUP] [HEART][HEART][KISS][KISS]
  • jondude said 2 years ago
    Hee hee! [LOL][THUMBUP]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    thanks to redwolf, that last photo was added.[LOL][BLUSH]
  • WhiskeyTango said 2 years ago
    Great joke, Cindy![THUMBUP]
    Take a bow, get a Gold Star, and go to the head of the class!![HEART]
    [LOL][LOL][LOL]

    WT[COOL]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [KISS]
  • redwolftimes said 2 years ago
    Cindy..had heard that before somewhere, a great add on would be..hell I'm here to thank Dorthy for dropping that house on the wife[LOL][LOL][LOL]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [LOL] Let me find a house... I'll add it... ck back.[HEART]
  • ChihulahuaLover said 2 years ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL][THUMBUP]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    IT IS DONE[LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL]
  • WhiskeyTango said 2 years ago
    Suzie and Johnny at Play

    Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.
    Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum.
    Suzie asked, "You wanna play doctor?"
    Johnny replied, "NO, that too old fashioned.
    Spit out you gum, I wanna play president."

    WT[COOL]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [OHMY][BLUSH][KISS]
  • bedrock said 2 years ago
    [THUMBUP] Excellent !!! [LOL]
  • ChihulahuaLover said 2 years ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [BLUSH][BLUSH][BLUSH]
  • ChihulahuaLover said 2 years ago
    [THUMBUP][ROLLEYES][BLUSH]
  • bluegrasslady said 2 years ago
    You are nuts,[LOL][LOL][SMILE][COOL][LOL] Hazel
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    pecan type[COOL]
  • redwolftimes said 2 years ago
    LOL Cindy!!
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [BLUSH]
  • Gekko said 2 years ago
    When do you have the time for thinking this up? You have a sick mind [ROLLEYES] and I like it! [THUMBUP]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    I didn't silly, I got it in an email.... Redwolftimes ask me to add the witch... would you like me to add something?[ROLLEYES][HEART]
  • retiredthoughts said 2 years ago
    Bill will be Bill....
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    is that like dogs will be dogs?[LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL][THUMBUP][BLUSH]
  • dawgnurse said 2 years ago
    Ohhhhhh, I like this one![LOL][THUMBUP]
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [BLUSH][LOL]
  • docrock said 2 years ago
    Charming.
  • MentalHealthRN said 2 years ago
    [BLUSH]

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